2006-04-29

misterx: (red x)
2006-04-29 08:51 am

Bush: "Look y'all, these boys from Dubai are crucial to my plans for martial law..."

Bush Approves Takeover of Military Plants by Dubai
http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060428074809990023&cid=842%22

Foiled in his plans to let Dubai handle the transmission of a shipping container of WMD's into America*, Bush tries again, letting them be in charge of plants that manufacture parts for our military.

"Dammit, Dick, if I can't get a major attack on American soil soon, I'm going to have to quit playing president. We don't want that. Haliburton doesn't want that."


* This is probably, maybe possibly just speculation. I'm sure there is a good reason we need an Islamic country in charge of assets regarding America's national security.