past midnight. must... stop... typing...

So I get this email once a week from OKCupid, a matchmaking site of the "million random questions" match method. You answer a shitload of stuff, say how important it is to you, and the system figures out matches.

Amusingly, my match percentage goes way up when I search for bi females. Apparently I think more like a bi female than a straight female. I like chicks, so that makes a certain amount of sense. Or something. My profile is here... I suck at writing profile content: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=1289291883212889748

Can't decide if I should keep it (and maybe use it for LJ too), or just erase it entirely and replace it with some sort of short useless thing that tends to get better response. People don't like to think too much. Case in point, this 27 year old from Greenville, TN. College graduate no less.

"You should message me if: If u wanna. Im not going 2 tell u y u should becuz i dont no what u r looking 4. but i guess ill say u should messege me if u like 2 laugh @ a cluts! lol'"

Did she send that profile in by SMS or what?

Lol... the whole thing is pathetic, and I pathetically join in. It's a sick kind of fun.

Why am I more proud than afraid?

Lorelei: (looking at a catalog) Hey Dad, you know that whole "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil" thing?
Me: Yeah?
Lorelei: It leaves "do no evil" wide open.