Chicken butt
Sep. 25th, 2005 06:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dinner table...
Storm: Guess what.
Mel: What?
Storm: Chicken butt! Guess why.
Mel: Why?
Storm: Chicken thigh! Guess when.
Mel: When?
Storm: Chicken pen! Guess where.
Mel: Where?
Storm: Chicken hair!
Lorelei: Chickens are birds, they don't have hair.
Storm: Yes, they do. On their little, round, fuzzy chicken butts! (jumps out of chair and waves her butt at Lorelei)
Lorelei: I'm not hungry anymore.
Storm: Guess what.
Mel: What?
Storm: Chicken butt! Guess why.
Mel: Why?
Storm: Chicken thigh! Guess when.
Mel: When?
Storm: Chicken pen! Guess where.
Mel: Where?
Storm: Chicken hair!
Lorelei: Chickens are birds, they don't have hair.
Storm: Yes, they do. On their little, round, fuzzy chicken butts! (jumps out of chair and waves her butt at Lorelei)
Lorelei: I'm not hungry anymore.