Comments on my SPAM

[misterx]

"Why be a tiny cocktail sausage, when you can be a mighty wiener."
I didn't open this one, lest it destroy my vision that it was actually catering to people who like to wear sausage costumes.

"The secret to popping cherries is out now."
6.6 billion people on earth.
Worst
kept
secret
Evar.

"Who says you cant have it all?"
The IRS say so, you fucker. Quit rubbing it in.

"She will call you Macho"
Unfortunately, that is her Latin boyfriend's name. Awkward!

"Avoid enhancement pills"
Ok. [clicks delete]

"Give her mind-blowing bedroom action"
Hide ninjas in her closet.

"I was 'horny' "
But she was 'asleep'.

"You have no need to look for a reliable online drugstore anymore."
Because there aren't any.

"Timeless Luxury Watches"
Well that kind of defeats the fucking purpose, doesn't it? Got any "engineless luxury cars" or "floatless luxury yachts" you want to sell me?!?? FAIL

"Her jaw will drop when she sees the huge brother in your pants"
So would mine. What is your brother doing in your pants? Get him out of there you sick perv!

"HankDickBig"
CavemanSpamPlenty

"Hi"
Bye.

"Make women cant keep their hands off you."
Make English majors cringe in horror.

"What to look for when purchasing a replica watch"
The exit?

"The surprising sexual fantasy most men have"
I'll give you a hint... it involves bacon.




Ok.... later.

Comments

[ruralrob.livejournal.com]

Wanna buy viagra cheap?

[misterx.livejournal.com]

That's the last thing I need, I'm 'horny' enough as it is, remember?

[thefile.livejournal.com]

I absolutely HAD to read this at lunch, or course.

Soda pop *burns* when it comes out your nose.

[xmurphyjacobsx.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

I think I love you.

The spam I get most often (I don't know why) has the simple title "Increase your penis size". I wish I could respond "My penis is just fine the size it is, thank you."

Mostly, ya know, because I'm a girl and all.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

hahaha... sorry. at least your sinuses are fizzy?

[roaming.livejournal.com]

you are hysterical! Thanks for the laugh, I'm sharing with friends. Male friends. :-)

[misterx.livejournal.com]

I say go for it. If nothing else it would make interesting dinner conversation. ;)

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Female friends need to know about the bacon thing.

[roaming.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, a man and his dog. Best Friends! ;-P

[xmurphyjacobsx.livejournal.com]

I try not to discuss things like that at dinner. Someone either gets embarrassed or feels called upon to demonstrate...

[cuntishness.livejournal.com]

oh my.

needed that laugh like whoa.

[wldrose.livejournal.com]

Must link to this
BWAHAHA

ash (thank you)

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean v!@gr@?

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

That's pretty much what my mother said last year at Thanksgiving.

This is such an odd future.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

heh... good one. :)

[misterx.livejournal.com]

After years of receiving "get bigger breasts" ads, I'm thinking about it.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Go for it, but I bear no responsibility for any loss of social status you may incur.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service. :)

[misterx.livejournal.com]

bet that livens things up!

[wcg.livejournal.com]

Bacon?

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Everything is better with bacon.

[xmurphyjacobsx.livejournal.com]

Or it squishes up the jello mold.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

even better!

[purrsikat.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! You is funny good-like.

Thanks for the laugh, it was sorely needed :D

[misterx.livejournal.com]

yeah, i think it's been a delayed monday

[natf.livejournal.com]

I think that I may just have woken up the whole county laughing at this! Thank you for the LOLTherapy!