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[misterx]

http://islandcompaniesltd.com/store10.html

If it was mine, I think I'd call it "Richard's Liquor Store". I can't picture wanting to go on a beer run and turning to my buddy to ask "Hey, want to go to Dick Liquors with me?"

Or worse yet, saying "I'm going out to get some Big Black Dick."
http://www.bigblackdickrum.com/Rum.html

Comments

[violatedjoy.livejournal.com]

after hearing some of the stories about things you HAVE done...

I CAN COMPLETELY SEE YOU DOING IT!

[misterx.livejournal.com]

The stories about me are completely false, and inadequate.

[violatedjoy.livejournal.com]

Remember that YOU are the one who told me some of said stories.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Like I said, completely false. ;)

[violatedjoy.livejournal.com]

Is your ass warm? OR do I need to take a torch to those pants? ;p

[misterx.livejournal.com]

uh, please don't torch my pants. at least not while I'm in them.

[violatedjoy.livejournal.com]

Well, what fun would it be if you were out of them?

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Maybe none for you, but at least my ass wouldn't be crispy.

[violatedjoy.livejournal.com]

You prefer raw ass?

*snicker*

I saw the white rabbit... I followed.

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

oh come on now...
i don't even think you will be able to get any of that...
once the word gets out...
there will be a mad rush at the Dicks Liquor for Big Black Dick!
i can see it now...
the media will have a field day...

[chamois-shimi.livejournal.com]

Here's another good one: Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php3?tip_AttractionNo==5%0D