the odd things I do in my job

[misterx]

Digital boobjob, anyone?

http://misterx.com/miscfile/boobjob2.html

No play/rewind functionality yet. To play, right click the image, select play. To rewind, just refresh the page in your browser. Will probably end up doing lots of these for a local plastic surgery center.

Comments

[alabastermoon.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I don't need a boob job, but can you shrink the REST of me just like the picture? I mean...boobs go POP! and the rest of her gets smaller.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

I grabbed two existing images as an example. Ideally, they should start out virtually the same size. (meaning the torso overall)

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

Heh...we're talking about boobs and he said he grabbed "teo existing images" huhuhuuhuheee..

SOrry, a little delirous today!

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

you talking about these?

[alabastermoon.livejournal.com]

That would be them.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute. Those are YOURS? I thought... nevermind.

[alabastermoon.livejournal.com]

You thought he was nicely endowed in the chest region...for a man?

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

Gah, if they were MINE....you'd have all the fun!

[alabastermoon.livejournal.com]

And then YOU'D get sick of carrying them around all day.

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

I could NEVER get sick of THOSE! But anyway...maybe it's best that it is just the way it is :)

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Nah, he'd just stay at home and fondle them all day. :)

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

yeah, that's why I like them better on HER...I'd much rather have her company during the fondling act!

[misterx.livejournal.com]

I was insanely jealous.

[alabastermoon.livejournal.com]

As any man would be, I'm sure.

Then again, if men actually had boobs, the world would be a much quieter place. Hmmm.

*contemplates*

Peace around the world for all women!

[misterx.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Dogs can lick themselves and they're still psycho. It might backfire.

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

Well there IS that other thing!

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

Wait....is it THAT bad you wanna get me a boob job so you can ditch me?

[misterx.livejournal.com]

(if she's getting rid of them, ask her if I can have them)

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

uh...well, hopefully not! but as long as she's keeping me..she ain't getting rid of them :)

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

Well, you surely don't need a boob job and WE definitely don't want to lose any of their...er..uh...mass!

[melanie.livejournal.com]

*giggles again over our conversation last night*

[melanie.livejournal.com]

it looks like they deflated the rest of her body and stuffed it into her boobs.

i think they were mighty cute *before*, myself. they look sort of bursting-zit-painful afterwards. :\

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Luckily for me, I'm omniboobus, and can appreciate any size. It has more to do with shape/proportion/etc.

[melanie.livejournal.com]

You're welcome for that, by the way. I remember when we first got together, and you'd never dealt with anything that size before. And you didn't quite know how to cope with all that. :)

[misterx.livejournal.com]

"my cup runneth over". well, YOUR cups runneth over.

[alabastermoon.livejournal.com]

Me too! Oh to have small perky breasts again. *sigh*

I could really go for that shrinkage of the rest of me. Seriously. Actually, now that I think about it....the boobs could shrink, too.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

send me pics and I'll make a morph. :)

[jaws-of-life.livejournal.com]

oh GOD..please NOOOOOO!

[the-rare-one.livejournal.com]

I decided to look into it with a deeper, perpetual retrospect. ( in other words, I looped it by right-clicking)

:D

[melanie.livejournal.com]

looked at that way, it looks like she's heaving really intensely.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

That could indeed lead to enlightenment.

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

interesting.

if you right click on loop and then on play, you dont have to rewind :P


looks painful.

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

great! inflate a boob! *hehe*