I can't believe she did this to me

[misterx]

So we're sitting here this morning, drinking coffee. I'm exceptionally groggy, as you might guess.

Out of the blue, with a thick southern accent Melanie says "Hey Hooonnnneeeeeeey... what do you call a deer with no eyes?"
me: [looking over at her suspiciously] I don't know. What?
Mel: I got noooooo iiiidear.
me: [I raise one eyebrow]
Mel: Hooonnnneeeeeeey... what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
me: [cringing, afraid] I don't know. What?
Mel: Still got noooo iiiidear!

This is surely cruel and unusual.

Comments

[faerylepdoptera.livejournal.com]

hehehe thats wonderful!

[papayas.livejournal.com]

ha ha. that's really very funny. :)

[morbidlybella.livejournal.com]

............ it even took me a sec...

[darkmoonrose.livejournal.com]

*grins* :D

btw.. I love the cat clock icon! too cool!

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Thanks. That's my kit cat clock, he sits above the computer.

[darkmoonrose.livejournal.com]

I have a similiar one, but only it's tail moves back and forth, and it's blue, and looks like a siamese cat, but it's eyes are shut.. on the wall above my computer but to the right. :)

[misterx.livejournal.com]

My cat clocks asks that you send a picture of your cat clock.

[darkmoonrose.livejournal.com]

Okay :)
Many pictures to be taken today it seems..lol..