Grrr... university rent-a-cops

[misterx]

There has been a truck parked in our back lot for several days, overnight, so the front desk called campus security to report it.

Well, the guy must have creamed his shorts. We come out at lunchtime, and every single one of us has a ticket on our windshields for not having a campus sticker. He must have thought he busted a major parking-sticker-evasion ring or something. I'm picturing Roscoe P. Coletrain here.

News Flash: Guess what. We don't NEED campus stickers, you idiot! We're a business.

Comments

[adrenalineshot.livejournal.com]

-snicker- all because you said "creamed his shorts". I haven't heard anyone use something along the "creamed" line in a lonnnng time.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

oops, showing my age again. what saying are all the young hipsters using these days?

[adrenalineshot.livejournal.com]

omg I'm going to beat the living shit out of you if you don't fucking quit that.

the only thing showing your AGE is that your memory is slipping... i heard no ringing today...

[misterx.livejournal.com]

I didn't know Mel was going to ask me to stick around for the soap sale, and then I mowed immediately afterwards. I was a crispy fried misterx by the time I was done.

Will Sunday work?

[adrenalineshot.livejournal.com]

Apparently... haha

[misterx.livejournal.com]

and I hear no *answering* this morning!

ring ring ring...

ring ring ring...

sigh.

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

I believe the "current" terminology is "came in his/her shorts"