Feb. 10th, 2003
Amusingly...
Feb. 10th, 2003 04:23 pmFrom my horoscope at Freewill...
"Colognes to avoid if you're male: Obsession by Calvin Klein; Mania by Giorgio Armani; Egoiste by Chanel. Colognes that will inspire good fortune and insight: Truth by Calvin Klein; Wings by Giorgio Beverly Hills; Safari by Ralph Lauren; Horizon by Guy Laroche. (P.S. All the scent names referred to above should also be regarded as metaphors.)"
Truth, Wings, Safari, Horizon... I still haven't figured out where he's hidden the camera that he watches my life with.
"Colognes to avoid if you're male: Obsession by Calvin Klein; Mania by Giorgio Armani; Egoiste by Chanel. Colognes that will inspire good fortune and insight: Truth by Calvin Klein; Wings by Giorgio Beverly Hills; Safari by Ralph Lauren; Horizon by Guy Laroche. (P.S. All the scent names referred to above should also be regarded as metaphors.)"
Truth, Wings, Safari, Horizon... I still haven't figured out where he's hidden the camera that he watches my life with.
Decisions, decisions...
Feb. 10th, 2003 04:54 pmYou have the perfect evening planned... home cooked meal, soft music, fine wine. But, what scent of candle sets the mood you are looking for?
Maybe "Doe in Heat"... or is that too sophisticated? Will "Domniate Buck" get me what I want? Maybe I should just go for tried and true "Bacon".
http://www.hottrails.com/htorder.html
I have to admit I'm really curious how the house would smell with an Elk scented candle.
Maybe "Doe in Heat"... or is that too sophisticated? Will "Domniate Buck" get me what I want? Maybe I should just go for tried and true "Bacon".
http://www.hottrails.com/htorder.html
I have to admit I'm really curious how the house would smell with an Elk scented candle.