If you've ever used duct tape on your toilet seat...

... you might be a redneck.

It beats pinching your ass cheek though.

Duct tape survey

Please share you most heroic or unusual uses of duct tape. Thank you.

*ring ring ring*

*ring ring ring* goes the cellphone. I answer. "Hello?"
"Hi Dad." It's Storm. She sounds bored. "I'm bored. I just wanted to call you."
"Hi Precious. What have you been doing today?"
"Nothin," ...long pause... "Is it okay if I have a live cheetah in the house?"
"As long as it doesn't pee on the carpet."
"Ok. Love you."
"Love you too."
*click*