If you've ever used duct tape on your toilet seat...

[misterx]

... you might be a redneck.

It beats pinching your ass cheek though.

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[midnightsrain.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! A roll of duct tape help get me from New Mexico to Virginia two years ago!
(Think, a 24 ft rental truck with a car trailer on the back pulling a Toyota 4-runner.) You get the picture.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

I should take a poll, on some of the most innovative uses people have found for duct tape. :)

[midnightsrain.livejournal.com]

It might be fascinating!

[misterx.livejournal.com]

'cept I don't know how to make a poll. I'll just ask the question.

[midnightsrain.livejournal.com]

go here

http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=69

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Too late. :)
http://misterx.livejournal.com/568126.html

[roaming.livejournal.com]

Nah. If you're *really* a redneck, you don't bother with the duct tape: you just nickname your toilet seat "Mr. Pinchy."

(this is a true story. Told to me by a girlfriend. That was the swift end of THAT relationship for her.)

[misterx.livejournal.com]

So, you're saying it was a good thing I ignored my instinct to paint teeth on it?