on 2007-04-03 08:41 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dariens-haircut.livejournal.com
What's 8 inches and chocolate?

Nothing anymore.

on 2007-04-03 10:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] yuki-yarrow.livejournal.com
"Believe me, that penis was so lifelike. Its eye seemed to follow me around the room."

....
um.

Sequel

on 2007-04-03 11:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shazzy1972.livejournal.com
We have caught the thief, red-handed while trying swallow the chocolate penis to conceal the evidence! And as the Virgin Mary was being swept away in handcuffs, clinging to Jesus' penis while screaming..."If I can't have it, then no one gets it!"

Re: Sequel

on 2007-04-04 12:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] misterx.livejournal.com
ok, that just calls for therapy.

Re: Sequel

on 2007-04-04 01:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shazzy1972.livejournal.com
Yeah, maybe....but it's still funny. You know you wanna laugh.

on 2007-04-04 04:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] brujaoscura.livejournal.com
I am so glad I had put my food and drink down. That was absolutely spit-take material.
I was rather amused.
"Sweet Jesus" in more ways than one- he melts in your mouth- not in your hand-
Wonder who's gonna be happliy surprised tonight
I MUST STOP MIND IN GUTTER

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