I wonder

Dec. 20th, 2007 08:01 am
misterx: (Default)
[personal profile] misterx
If I fill my ultrasonic humidifier with coffee before I go to bed, will I awake feeling refreshed and alert?

on 2007-12-20 01:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] wolfsilveroak.livejournal.com
Try and let us know.
If it works, I'll fill my humidifiers with Mt Dew.}:P

on 2007-12-20 01:44 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] misterx.livejournal.com
your whole house would turn into one big sticky soda spill, lol

on 2007-12-20 02:20 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] wolfsilveroak.livejournal.com
ROTFL, be a waste of good Dew, that's certain.}:P

on 2007-12-20 02:38 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] sinboy.livejournal.com
The problems is how you'd sleep.

on 2007-12-20 02:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] misterx.livejournal.com
Most dreams... in one night... EVER!

And jittery dreams, at that.

on 2007-12-20 03:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dariens-haircut.livejournal.com
That depends more or less entirely on whether you would wake up feeling refreshed and alert without doing that. That and how strong the placebo effect is.

on 2007-12-20 03:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] misterx.livejournal.com
Why do you say that? I suppose it depends how close the humidifier is to my sleeping place, but I think the concept is medically viable. It would make a mess, to be sure, but it would work.

Did you know you can buy caffeine inhalers?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/buzzaire.shtml

on 2007-12-20 03:48 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dariens-haircut.livejournal.com
I suppose it depends on how the ultrasonics actually work. An evaporation (heat) based one would leave the caffeine molecules behind as solid crystals.

While it doesn't appear to come out and say anything to directly address that, the howstuffworks article does suggest that you might very well be right, and that the caffeine would end up in the mist. The following cited text supports your proposition.

Impeller and ultrasonic designs have low energy costs but raise two concerns. First, if the water gets stagnant, these designs will spray the stagnant water, and any bacteria it contains, into your home. This is why it is important to clean the tank regularly and refill it with clean water when you haven't been running it. Many high-end ultrasonic units therefore have antibacterial features built in. For example, some units use ultraviolet light to kill bacteria.

It then goes on to say something similar about minerals.

on 2007-12-20 03:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] misterx.livejournal.com
If you put it into the tank, an ultrasonic will put it up in the air. When these first came out, they didn't have demineralization filters. My parents bought a console size one, it held 5+ gallons. It could pump out that much in a day.

Let me tell you, 5+ gallons of hard water contains a lot of minerals. Something looking like frost started to grow, first on my CD covers, then on the plexi front of the stereo, then on the TV screen. You wiped it with your finger, and it was just white dust. Took a couple days to put 2 and 2 together, we thought at first it was some weird mold.

They (meaning scientists) figured out soon afterwards that breathing these ultra-fine minerals into your lungs could cause problems. They largely pulled ultrasonics off the market, until they came up with the demineralization cartridges.

(edited: I meant to say "meaning scientists", not "mean scientists")
Edited on 2007-12-20 03:56 pm (UTC)

on 2007-12-20 03:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dariens-haircut.livejournal.com
How do the demineralization cartridges work? Filtration? Ionization? That might cause a problem for your coffee scheme. I suppose there's one way to find out.

on 2007-12-20 03:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] misterx.livejournal.com
they are replaceable. just pull it out and bring on the coffee.

on 2007-12-20 04:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dariens-haircut.livejournal.com
Well, I trust that you will keep us all apprised on the progress of your experiment. Then, we'll know.

I'm not sure how you're going to get metrics. It's not like there's a device that can measure caffeine concentrations in the air. At least not at a reasonable cost.

on 2007-12-20 04:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] misterx.livejournal.com
I would imagine that a simple typing program would do the trick. I can type WAY faster after several cups of coffee.

on 2007-12-20 06:31 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dariens-haircut.livejournal.com
Problem solved.

on 2007-12-21 01:24 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] violatedjoy.livejournal.com
I can type way faster after a variety of things, caffeine not being one of them... wonder if you could plug those in...

on 2007-12-21 05:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] natf.livejournal.com
...or will it keep you awake?

on 2007-12-21 05:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] misterx.livejournal.com
No, because I'm going to run vodka through it and get good and sleepy before I put in the coffee. I figure it will take a while for the vodka to wear off and for enough caffeine to accumulate to have the desired effect.

on 2007-12-22 01:04 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] natf.livejournal.com
Coooo! Clever stuff!

May 2017

S M T W T F S
 123456
789 10111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031   

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Mar. 23rd, 2026 10:13 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios