I've said it before but it bears repeating

[misterx]

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

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[dariens-haircut.livejournal.com]

Plus; if you give him a fish, it'll get cooked for ya.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

"Hey Buddy, hold this for me a sec."
"A fish?..."
*FWOOSH*

[cheeze.livejournal.com]

lol