Zombie Attack!

[misterx]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
one weapon.
one song basting on the speakers.
one famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

I'll start.

One DREAD weapons system, mounted on a small jeep. (http://www.defensereview.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=526)
KC & The Sunshine Band - I'm Your Boogie Man
Milla Jojovich as Alice in Resident Evil extinction, for her proven zombie fighting abilities and general yum factor.

Comments

i'm bad at games

[cheeze.livejournal.com]

don't need a song, don't need a companion. i just need a gun and the ability to make my own self dead. ...that is, if i don't die just from the shock of having one of my worst (admittedly irrational) fears come true. *shudder*

Re: i'm bad at games

[misterx.livejournal.com]

I had no idea you were so afraid of Mila Jojovich.

[cheeze.livejournal.com]

lulz. it's her hotness. it terrifies me.

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

One of the original pulse rifles form Doom. Better than a minugun, and a higher recharge rate than the BFG9000.

Gods Away On Business by Tom Waits

Harry Dresden from the Dresden Files books.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

The pulse rifle was a full-auto railgun, if I recall. Nice choice. :)

Harry sounds like a good companion in zombie infested times (wasn't familar, so checked Wikipedia). Are the books good?

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

The gatling gun was a step down on the cool weapons scale. The pulse rifle shot energy bursts. The Dresden Files books are awesome. Highly recommended.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I may be remembering a different pulse rifle then. They have been in everything from Doom to Aliens to Half-Life, etc.

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

Nope. My mistake. It was the plasma rifle.

[brujaoscura.livejournal.com]

Weapon- doesn it have to be physical? I'd love the ability to just make stuff stop- or disappear
What about Valentine Micheal Smith?
Iron Man- Black Sabbath

[misterx.livejournal.com]

No, psi powers work for me. I almost chose the live version of Ozzy's War Pigs but couldn't opted for a disco track instead.

Oh, crap, I just notice I left my prelim choice (Twist of Cain). I better erase that.

[cheeze.livejournal.com]

grok them to death?

[brujaoscura.livejournal.com]

no- make them "not" anymore. You know- make them go where guns went in the book

[cheeze.livejournal.com]

sounds good to me!

[ezerick.livejournal.com]

Weapon: same as yours. That's pretty sweet
Music: Rob Zombie - Dragula
Person: Chuck Norris. If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris? You don't need the DREAD then, you can just point Chuck Norris at them. Their brains will explode from the awesomeness.

[nonspecific.livejournal.com]

Hrm. Like a brain exploder thingie? Some sort of laser-pointing-demolishing thing that can be used at long range? I dunno.

Something Rob Zombie, of course. I can hear it in my head, but can't think of the song name.

And I think I'll take Buffy.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

Can she slay non-vampires?

[nonspecific.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed. In fact, I think she's tromped zombies a couple of times.

[shazzy1972.livejournal.com]

WEAPON: An ideal weapon would be the standard us military service rifle, the M16a2 or it's newer variant the M-4. It's designed to be easily mastered by any idiot recruit,can have an attached bayonet,or an M-203 single shot 40 MM grenade launcher with a variety of rounds from high explosive to parachute flares.The recoil is very minimal,slightly more than a CO2 powered air rifle. Ammo and spare parts would be more readily available than foreign made military rifles such as the AK and most likely could be found around any Regular or Guard base. It was also designed for hand to hand combat, as in clubbing people, or zombies in the head if such a need should arise. It carries a 30 round mag(larger available commercially),fires in single shot or 3 round burst,and with practice head shots at 200 yards are no problem.


SONG: People are Strange (Don't know the artist)

FAMOUS PERSON: Well....Rambo, of course!!!

[thefile.livejournal.com]

one weapon.
A bag full of Bouncing Barbies (Re: John Ringo's "Posleen" universe)


one song basting on the speakers.
Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water"


one famous person to fight alongside you.
Kimball or Christopher Kinnison (E.E. Doc Smith "Children of the Lens")

[nonspecific.livejournal.com]

Z says:

Weapon: Telekinesis
Person: Wolverine
Song: Some song from the Gladiator score that gets him all riled up.