My bark is worse than my bite

[misterx]

(4:41:19 PM) vaughnteegarden: oh, did I tell you I got a new car?
(4:41:36 PM) vaughnteegarden: it's made of wood.
(4:41:49 PM) vaughnteegarden: it's a two cedar.
(4:42:01 PM) vaughnteegarden: but I was out driving, and got it into an oakcident.
(4:42:05 PM) vaughnteegarden: then it wooden run.
(4:42:41 PM) Leslie: lol..... that was horrible
(4:42:59 PM) vaughnteegarden: thank you. I try.
(4:43:14 PM) Leslie: ::hugs::
(4:43:24 PM) vaughnteegarden: now i'm pining for a new one.
(4:43:36 PM) Leslie: groan
(4:47:25 PM) vaughnteegarden: one nice thing about a wood car is you can count on it having a nice trunk.
(4:47:32 PM) vaughnteegarden: but you have to be able to drive a stick.
(4:47:52 PM) Leslie: stop please
(4:50:06 PM) vaughnteegarden: just trying to spruce up your day. fir sure.
(4:50:59 PM) Leslie: I beg for mercy
(4:51:12 PM) vaughnteegarden: you want me to leaf you alone?
(4:52:36 PM) Leslie: PLEASE STOP
(4:55:32 PM) vaughnteegarden: Sorry. I mitre stopped sooner if I knew it would upset you. I'm being knotty.
(4:56:33 PM) Leslie: what have you done to Vaughn?
(4:57:45 PM) vaughnteegarden: he wasn't very poplar, so I weeded him out.
(4:59:52 PM) Leslie: I hate you

Comments

[summerwind783.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[dariens-haircut.livejournal.com]

So, you're the Milkman Dan of puns?

[misterx.livejournal.com]

It's usually just shortened to "you bastard", but yes.

[brujaoscura.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

[meccahi.livejournal.com]

Ow Ow Ow Ow.. make brain pain stop.. Lo! The Pun-ishment!

[aysosytreeo.livejournal.com]

So where did this all stem from?

Thanks for the funnies!

[nonspecific.livejournal.com]

You should inflict this on Z sometimes. He was moaning and groaning about the shirts I bought the other day.

http://www.mentalfloss.com/store/product.php?productid=16353&cat=254&page=1

http://www.mentalfloss.com/store/product.php?productid=16257&cat=254&page=1

[misterx.livejournal.com]

This one seems appropriate.
http://www.mentalfloss.com/store/product.php?productid=16342&cat=103&page=1

[misterx.livejournal.com]

baahaaahahahah

*applauds*

[misterx.livejournal.com]

hehe.

[nonspecific.livejournal.com]

Good call, good call.