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Jun. 23rd, 2004 08:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misterxI was out of healthy snacks at work, so I stopped by the grocery store on the way home yesterday. Got some v-8, some cheese sticks, etc. Threw the whole bag in the fridge when I got home.
This morning, I forgot it, so ran back into the house and grabbed the bag. I get to work and head for the kitchen to unpack and put it in the fridge.
I open the bag and it's a whole chicken. I got the wrong bag. The building receptionist is getting her coffee... she looks at the bag and gives me a funny look. "It's the new Atkins snack, Bird-on-a-stick" I tell her. I think she believes me.
This morning, I forgot it, so ran back into the house and grabbed the bag. I get to work and head for the kitchen to unpack and put it in the fridge.
I open the bag and it's a whole chicken. I got the wrong bag. The building receptionist is getting her coffee... she looks at the bag and gives me a funny look. "It's the new Atkins snack, Bird-on-a-stick" I tell her. I think she believes me.
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on 2004-06-23 06:02 am (UTC)but please tell me you are not one of those damn Atkins people?
are you?
are you?
*ugh*
watch this when you can...
if you've never seen it...
but there is some "fowl *smirk* language"...
so may not be right for work...
http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html
this is my fav. animated series...EVER! on the net...*wink*
*giggles*
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on 2004-06-23 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-06-23 06:22 am (UTC)I am a cult member...
Foamy rules my world!
And he shall rule you...
get off your damn ass!
Send in your...
SASE!
P.S - nice icon *giggles*
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on 2004-06-23 01:15 pm (UTC)But Foamy... Foamy is my Lord and Master.
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on 2004-06-23 01:24 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-06-23 01:52 pm (UTC)Oh, and http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html <-- go there and start watchin'!
(Newest toon in upper left corner, oldest in lower right, I highly suggest... ummmm... all of 'em, really. But if you have time for only a few, go for the Card Cult ones and the Foamy Fan Mails.)
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on 2004-06-23 11:58 pm (UTC)*heheheh*
check out this lil guy Foamy and his wonderfully insane possie of friends...
you will get it! *wink*
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on 2004-06-23 11:59 pm (UTC)Foamy is MINE!!!
but, i must share according to the rules of cultdome...
*evil giggles*
now, tell me...
is there a link to Purple Pussy or are you holding out on me?
*grrrrrrr*
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on 2004-06-24 06:01 am (UTC)Often not work safe. Usually, actually.
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on 2004-06-24 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-06-23 06:28 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-06-23 06:33 am (UTC)b/c it is...
how the hell can one eat all kinds of meat and fatty foods...
like bacon & cheese & hambuger...
and it EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVer be "healthy"...
it's everything in moderation...
and to quote my loveable Foamy...
"well you know what...you need carbs
if you don't have carbs...
your brain rots and your liver gets damaged...NICE!
your thin and have some weird ass mental disease and a bad liver"
*hahahahahah*
the Squirel knows! he knows Man, I kid you not! *wink*
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on 2004-06-23 06:35 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-06-23 06:38 am (UTC)*silly*
thin isn't always what it's cracked up to be...
it's just this effed up worlds acceptance issue...
"now give me my waffle sunday!"
sorry, more Foamy quoting madness *hehe*
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on 2004-06-23 06:40 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-06-23 06:55 am (UTC)but as long as you do it for you and not to please the world...then i'm all for it...good luck to you...
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on 2004-06-23 05:42 pm (UTC)