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[misterx]

I was out of healthy snacks at work, so I stopped by the grocery store on the way home yesterday. Got some v-8, some cheese sticks, etc. Threw the whole bag in the fridge when I got home.

This morning, I forgot it, so ran back into the house and grabbed the bag. I get to work and head for the kitchen to unpack and put it in the fridge.

I open the bag and it's a whole chicken. I got the wrong bag. The building receptionist is getting her coffee... she looks at the bag and gives me a funny look. "It's the new Atkins snack, Bird-on-a-stick" I tell her. I think she believes me.

Comments

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

*hahahhahahhahaha*

but please tell me you are not one of those damn Atkins people?
are you?
are you?
*ugh*

watch this when you can...
if you've never seen it...
but there is some "fowl *smirk* language"...
so may not be right for work...
http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

this is my fav. animated series...EVER! on the net...*wink*
*giggles*

[palmir.livejournal.com]

I should get off my butt and send in that SASE so I can be part of the Card Cult.

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

:::[pulls * out * cult * member *card]:::

I am a cult member...
Foamy rules my world!
And he shall rule you...
get off your damn ass!
Send in your...
SASE!

P.S - nice icon *giggles*

[misterx.livejournal.com]

No, Atkins sounds really unhealthy.

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

thank goodness...
b/c it is...
how the hell can one eat all kinds of meat and fatty foods...
like bacon & cheese & hambuger...
and it EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVer be "healthy"...
it's everything in moderation...

and to quote my loveable Foamy...
"well you know what...you need carbs
if you don't have carbs...
your brain rots and your liver gets damaged...NICE!
your thin and have some weird ass mental disease and a bad liver"

*hahahahahah*

the Squirel knows! he knows Man, I kid you not! *wink*

[misterx.livejournal.com]

I already have some weird ass mental disease, so I might as well be thin.

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

that's a different kind of story MisterX...
*silly*

thin isn't always what it's cracked up to be...
it's just this effed up worlds acceptance issue...

"now give me my waffle sunday!"

sorry, more Foamy quoting madness *hehe*

[misterx.livejournal.com]

True, but that's how I *feel* best, which is why I've been losing weight. It's working too! (South beach diet + exercise)

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

i don't know much about that "South Beach Diet"...
but as long as you do it for you and not to please the world...then i'm all for it...good luck to you...

[palmir.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Purple Pussy's good too :)

But Foamy... Foamy is my Lord and Master.

[misterx.livejournal.com]

You two are speaking greek to the choir, or some other seriously mixed metaphor.

[palmir.livejournal.com]

Dude! I didn't even know I KNEW Greek!

Oh, and http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html <-- go there and start watchin'!

(Newest toon in upper left corner, oldest in lower right, I highly suggest... ummmm... all of 'em, really. But if you have time for only a few, go for the Card Cult ones and the Foamy Fan Mails.)

[alby.livejournal.com]

You should have offered her a piece of it! A leg, or a wing... ;-)

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

it's all about being a super fan!
*heheheh*

palmir gave you the link...
check out this lil guy Foamy and his wonderfully insane possie of friends...

you will get it! *wink*

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

well, stand in line my friend...
Foamy is MINE!!!
but, i must share according to the rules of cultdome...
*evil giggles*

now, tell me...
is there a link to Purple Pussy or are you holding out on me?
*grrrrrrr*

[palmir.livejournal.com]

http://www.purplepussy.net/

Often not work safe. Usually, actually.

[vivacious1nj.livejournal.com]

ahhhh, ok...but Foamy still rules on the funny content in my eyes...thanks for the link tho...it was interesting...*hehe*