Not for the squeemish

If you squeem, don't read this. Otherwise...

http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm

So horrible, so fascinating, it broke through my foul mood and lifted a giant depressive weight off my shoulders. Yes folks, it's a miracle cure. The rats, the lasagne, the hammer, the fortress of good and light, the altar to the shit demons, the tarantulas... it's all there.

I couldn't stop reading. Truly in a class unto itself. Epic.