Mar. 4th, 2009

misterx: (blah blah blah)
Hello. My name is Oksana. I understand that you don't know me, and I
don't know you, but in the future all can change probably. I ask that
you have given me some minutes on perusals of my letter. I hope that
it will not make difficulty to you. Agency Acquaintances in Cheboksary
gave me your e-mail address. To me explained that you very good person
and you very much approach to me. I have come to Agency to find the
future husband from other country. Why from another country? Because I
have been very much disappointed with Men from my country and now I
search my life in abroad. I has tired to be lonely and to carry spend
all days equally. I want to love and to be happy! I asked myself a
question why I can not it. And I come in this agency with such the
request that they have helped me to find the person for that I will
happy. Yes certainly I have paid some money that has found the person
for me. But what is it the money in comparison with love? Nothing. It
is simply emptiness. Love is the most important feeling in a life,
without which our lives grey and empty. I shall not speak how many I
have paid. I hope that you will understand me. I very much hope that
you will be interested in me and we can continue our dialogue after
that letters. And I very much hope that I shall leave in yours opinion
good Impression about me. I want to tell some words about me. As I
already spoke my name is Oksana. I'm 28 years. I live in Cheboksary.
You can look my external qualities in my photo which I have attached
in the letter. I live with my mum together and I work as doctor. I
have gone studies on this profession, in order to help people. I look
like on my father because he gave your life to rescue the little girl,
and he has rescued her only he lost. I shall tell you about it later.
I love my professional though In Russia it is not as well appreciated
as in other foreign countries. I love an active way of life but time
not suffices. In my life I dream to find the person with which I can
to lead all life and I shall be happy. I dream about big and cheerful,
friendly family. I don't search ideal man. The main thing that in him
there were high qualities as skill to love, to respect, to appreciate
relations, to love children and is skilful to love and make the happy
partner. For me the age does not matter because the love has not
limit. I very much hope that you will write to me and will tell about
yourself. I am already lonely very long time. I had earlier shot
relations but it was failed. I very much hope that you become my
unique person in my life. So let's not lose time. I ask you that you
have answered my letter and then we can learn each other better. I
hope that I have liked to you. If serious relations aren't interesting
to you or I am not pleasant to you, say me it please. Is it well?


I very much ask that you have answered to me ONLY to my personal e-mail: oksank4ka2009@googlemail.com


I shall wait from you the letter with the big impatience!
Bye bye!
Tired from loneliness Oksana.







I really wasn't connecting with Oksana until I saw the fish picture. Now, I have to say, I dream about big and cheerful.

 
misterx: (Default)
Spam is more fun when you don't click, and just fill in the blanks with your imagination.

Fw: To busy to go to school ?

Too busy to tell the difference between adverbs and particles/prepositions?

Women never push aside men with big and bulgy pride.
And here I thought it was a beer belly. Sweet!

Nominate yourself for a Certificate...
and call yourself Admiral. You still won't get hired.

This is not a wonder these great watches are truly cheap.
Honesty in advertising. Refreshing.

Show your friends how filthy rich You are

Quit bathing, then pay them to not notice your smell.

FW: Your academic qualification expired
Right about the time people noticed it was printed on a Hardees wrapper.

Watch important changes in your love life.
We've hidden an internet cam in your bedroom!

RE: Pharmacy Message "Kentucky "
Shit... now where'd I leave my decoder ring...

The things are really bad when your male friend is dead.
Especially since he's the pilot.

Your excitement will be shown in your pants.
Your gullibility will be shown in your wallet.

blue pill :)
delete button :)

Don't let ED stop you
That Ed is a total killjoy, don't listen to him.

Messaage Alert - You Have 1 Important Unread Message
Protip: it's not this one.

Now you can shape your body the way you want.
Clay voodoo dolls, 50% off.

You will see the interest in women's eyes every time you take your pants off.
They will be wondering... "Why is this mans pantsless on the sidewalk?"

Make Money from Home on Craigslist

Stock up on massage oil and tissues, you'll be needing them.

US Citizen Money Available
to everybody but US Citizens.

Simple eBay System Turns Your Computer into Money Printer
Actually, a $30 scanner turned my computer into a money printer, but thanks for writing.

Yes or no
That would be a big flaming NO, fucknuts.

Be her wild prince of pleasure
Or, for 50% off, be her mildly rowdy commoner of cautious optimism

Give your bomb longer timer
Man, this Jihadi newsletter is full of great tips.

Your wife will love beautiful Tag Heuer
And she will love his big and bulgy pride even more.

penis.jpg

Mar. 4th, 2009 12:45 pm
misterx: (Default)
I'm saying it, so you don't have to.

penis.jpg

misterx: (Default)
I walked out the front door, pointed straight up, and shot this:



I'm quite pleased. :)

More test images after the cut, nothing artistic, but I'm pleased with the sharpness and color.

(under here) )

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