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If you're on your ragged out superbike, and you're sporting a bright yellow helmet with a mohawk glued to it, here's some tips to make your day easier...
  • Get some rear view mirrors
  • Use those mirrors to check and see if there is a police car behind you at the stop light
  • If there is a police car, don't take off like a bat out of hell, double the speed limit, and then pull a wheelie
  • If you do it anyway, maybe it's time to use those mirrors to notice you are being pursued by said policeman, instead of weaving in and out of traffic, making mister cop very angry
  • When you finally do pull over, don't stay on the bike with your helmet on and the engine running, and stare blankly at the cop when he tells you to get off
I didn't get to see what happened next but I suspect the evening news may feature an item about some squid on a crotch rocket getting offed by a cop.

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